I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.
by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015

by Ginger Pussy Cat March 6, 2017

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

A ball rider, simply put,is the greatest formation of a fart known to mankind. A person must be positioned correctly to experience the peculiar tickle of the fart as it rolls or "rides" up the ball sack creating the sensation of a, "ball rider". For similar adventures seek out the spine rider fluff.
by Yingus n' Yangus January 22, 2014

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.
man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.
by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

by The Penis Musician January 9, 2022
