backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Backwater Becky

A country girl who's just one of the guys. She likes fishin', muddin', and going on trains. Sausage is on her mind.

Jake: Did you see Sam?

Bill: I seen her bring back that big ole fish she caught when she was comin back up the ramp with those Charles boys

Jake: Dude she's a backwater becky that could get it any day

Bill: Looks like she already gets it every day

by GravityLove October 22, 2023

Backwardian

A stupid language that's literally just English but backwards.

"Bro, i heard Elliot can speak backwardian, what a femboy!"

*Elliot emerges out of the darkness*

"ouy llik annog m'i"

(Translation: I'm gonna kill you$

by NatsuME-SakasaKI November 18, 2023

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia

Oh yeah I gave my girl the backwards pizza place

by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024