brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.

Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera

by Bill Billy Bob August 04, 2024

Brazilian funk

Brazilian funk, also called "funk carioca," is a music style born in Rio de Janeiro's favelas. It mixes fast beats, repetitive rhythms, and explicit lyrics . it's hugely popular at parties and clubs in Brazil and beyond. Some artists use it to address social issues and empower their communities. A lot of Americans listen to is without even knowing what it says.

What is that song?

Its Brazilian funk.

by faggotsuperman123 May 11, 2024

Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass

Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.

by NatasSenpai November 01, 2023

Brazilian Blow Back

When you cum in a chick's pussy and she queefs it back to you

She said she was into crazy shit, So we did A "Brazilian Blow Back"

by John Krappenschitz April 23, 2021

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

Brazilian Pretzel

whatever tf elyse is

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.

by pretzel, brazil January 06, 2020

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 27, 2022