Poop ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 08, 2021

butterfly balls

When a dude is scared or nervous to talk to or fuck with a woman.

My willy couldn't do the silly cuz I got butterfly balls.

by Ginger Pussy Cat March 06, 2017

Brain Balls

When your scrotum is tight and together, forming a "brain"- like figure.

Its cold out here", "Tell me about it, I have had brain balls since i walked out here

by TehBud April 17, 2011

Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.

"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."

by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

amogus balls

amogie joe who???? candice who??? what?????????huh????? deez nuts TROLOLOLOLOLOL joe mungie chungie

jessie has amogus balls

by amogus balls licker August 24, 2021

balls music

the opposite of penis music.

whereas penis music is fast and funny, balls music is slow and sad.

famous minecraft youtuber: i fell into the lava with all my diamonds.

*balls music starts playing*

by The Penis Musician January 09, 2022

Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021