The biggest slut face in the world. Likes to have sex with most things, including staplers, bamboo, laundry detergent bottles, cuckoo clocks, and Slick Rick.
by Kevin's Bacon November 08, 2008
girl who tends to tell off or ignore people who aren't shallow, though she deserves to be with better people as she has a good heart.
screw this im going to get a girl who isnt such an amanda ingman, but i hope amanda realizes what shes done some day
by decent. September 16, 2010
Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
by Rahamyyy June 28, 2009
A two timing, homewrecking skank. Who is approximately 5"7' has greasy, nappy brown hair and poop colored eyes. She wears Salvation Army Clothes and complains about everything in her life. She likes to steal other girls' boyfriends, tell them she's a virgin, then sleep with them and leave. Normal, right? Her vagina has been recorded the loosest vagina on the Eastern Coast according to The Guinness Book of World Records. She has no friends and moved to a different town because she needed to "start over" AKA find more attention from others because the town she was living in, wasn't taking it anymore. Plain and simple, she's a cunt.
by Lulu22222222233333 January 11, 2011
When you have sex with a girl doggie style or anal and cum inside her, then suck the cum out with a straw like a liposuction wand
by The Giant Douche March 20, 2006
wild Indian lover.
sassy but she has a weakness which is her original curry. Inside the curry has an unusual ingredient but sexually appealing to her Indian Husband and that is her own breast milk. COCONUT MILK WHO?!? her milk tastes like no other.
Wears kinky French maid outfit to please her mister ;))
sassy but she has a weakness which is her original curry. Inside the curry has an unusual ingredient but sexually appealing to her Indian Husband and that is her own breast milk. COCONUT MILK WHO?!? her milk tastes like no other.
Wears kinky French maid outfit to please her mister ;))
by GetYourFactsRight August 01, 2018
You could be talking about one thing, and Amanda Lowther will suddenly change the subject to something completely off topic, but funny.
by Da Blonde May 05, 2011