allen ma shi quan

the man everyone loves, a perfect angel, everything you ever could think of

person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"

by November 22, 2021

jaysa allen

i’m sorry.

jaysa allen i am deeply sorry for everything. i want us to get better

by J.or.nobody April 23, 2023

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Skanky Allen

The act of two men having sex with each other and then the other man sucking the shit off his dick.

Bro, I gave him the best Skanky Allen yesterday he will be back for more in the morning.

by Thebigboss1998 January 27, 2021

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

dallas allen

Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.

Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"

by GODLIKEPERONAILTY November 30, 2017