Alice

Alice is always jealous of liamm because she loves him so much and he gets simps and she doesn't

You're jealous! You're such an Alice!!

by notliamm December 6, 2021

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Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

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Alice

The most beautiful and kind girl I’ve ever met. She’s the most precious thing to me. We may not be so close physically but my heart is fucking stranger to yours alice. I’m in love with you. So miserably in love.

me: I think i’m in love with Alice

by L_loves_A January 27, 2025

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Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend

That Alice is just the best.

by Hillshaveeyes86 January 6, 2024

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Alice is a badass fitgirl who ride an old purple bike. She is incredibly good in bed and if you sleep with her you will believe she is flying as an angel (or devil). Every Canadian fight for her but she prefers Baudelaire (saying with a British accent).

Look at this flyer, it’s a bird, it’s a place, no ! It’s Alice !

by Vivanax November 23, 2021

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