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Alan

He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.

I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.

He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect

boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.

Everybody needs an Alan!
"Oh my god ,it's Alan!"

"Oww man! who is this cool guy with the black leather jacket ?"
by Huge boss February 12, 2020
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Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.
Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
by Fief888888 July 3, 2020
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Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven
Did you see Alan simping for Raven
by random user79 July 9, 2020
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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
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Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.
“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”
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Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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