dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017

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ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 06, 2012

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John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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by Freshboi87 October 30, 2018

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A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool

*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK

by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019

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A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

by MonkeyClicker January 07, 2016

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Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab

I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab

by Ass tab god January 25, 2021

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