among us jokes

no more please

normal person: PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP IM GOING INSANE JUST STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE PLE-
AMONG US SUSUSUS LOLS ISJUHQW WHE THRUDISOSIODCR RSDCKHI KJRSVHCB CJRFSD: thats preety su-
INSANE PERSON: proceds to pull out a shot gun and shoots among person non existant brain
real life normal person sadly: AMONG US JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

by someone else thats not u May 5, 2021

Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

sussy baka words uwu I love balls UwU

Person: I love amogus
Person2: SUSSY BAKA UWU LOVE bQaLLS AMONG US SUCK ASS HAHAHAHAHA
Person3: Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

by sussy akab April 7, 2022

Amon

To some, Amon is just another Arabic name. Translated, it means "safety and security". However, to those who have been lucky enough to share special moments with a girl named Amon, they will tell you that she is a magical mix between an angel and a princess. Beautiful, classy, and very much desired; she can be cute, even when shes frowning. She is very understanding, a great listener and an even better advice giver. She can settle any nervous or concerned heart down into a calmness like no other and can make all the bad things in life go away. She is a girl that likes to have fun, can be lazy at times when shes allowed to be but is generally a hard working individual who wants the best for herself and others. She refuses to eat pineapples but loves watermelon. She is an amazing lover, and if one is fortunate enough, she will give her heart to him when he proves his love to her. Once shes stolen your heart, there is no getting it back.

amon will always be ther girl of my dreams.

by Meehowek November 25, 2010

Almond Rocha

Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.

I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.

by Owen, Liane, and E.B. May 1, 2006

armonk

a town located in westchester, ny. it is a bedroom community to nyc, and that's all it really is. there is nothing to do there, the people are not very friendly, the environment is extremely cliquey, and a large percentage of the people are wannabes. getting high in random parts of town is a popular activity for armonk teens (behind the dumpster is an example). drinking in the woods behind your parent's mc.mansion when they are away on business is a leisure activity as well. people are either "old timers" (typical small-town ny people who don't believe in evolution and enjoy nascar races and country music) or they're fairly new, meaning they've been here 6 years or less, live in a home that is so blown up out of proportion it is insanely gaudy, and are more often than not stuck up. you love it or you hate it.

back in the day, armonk was a town nobody had ever heard of before, and its population consisted of avid church-goers who did wholesome activities such as town fairs and farming. in this day and age, 99% of the world's population has not heard of this place and probably has no desire to, but it is built up on dirty money, greed, agression, and the overall feel of the town roughly translates to the song beast and the harlot
excerpts from the song:
"this shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence...there's more than meets the eye round here to the waters of the deep...a city of evil...

by a sad escuse for a silly lass January 4, 2009

Get Amongst It

Used widely throughout the Australian medical student and broader community to express a desire to get involved with or get crazy at an event, particularly Convention. Widely abbreviated to GAI. Can be used in a larger sentence or as a stand alone phrase with the intent of g-ing up an audience.

Let's get amongst it Harbourside

by Convention Mole January 25, 2011

Ammon

hes a weirdo but smart. He always is kidding around but does care. hes just a tall, blond, friend who you want to keep.

girl - hey ammon
ammon - suck my dick

boy - hey ammon
ammon - go fuck yourself

by cheesepuff 65 March 30, 2017