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alabama pipeline

A sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo.
I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Pipeline last night.
by bigjimmy1224 January 4, 2009
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Alabama Left

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."
by Christian McNamara March 11, 2008
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Alabama Prom Date

Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?
by TBagger2008 August 30, 2009
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Alabama Teapot

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009
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alabama

Alabama isn't what most the people on here think it is, all you putting it down saying negative things, are wrong. I live in Alabama, yes i have ALL my teeth, NO i dont wear overalls, and i dont screw my sisters. I live in Birmingham, the largest city in Alabama. College football is loved down here, everyone gets along, welcomed by everyone. I dont expect anyone to feel sorry for me! If you want to raise a good family with peace and quiet Alabama is for you, if you want to party and live in the big city then it's not.
by Matt Space June 26, 2005
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Alabama Spoon Cricket

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!
by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010
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Alabama Suitcase

Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.
Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase
by Ubersquirl July 7, 2010
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