Cum

The thing that comes out of your peepee when you dad rubs it.
It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc

Me: Dad stop rubbing my peepee like that
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy

Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)

by It's About3inches December 23, 2021

Cum

Noun:Sticky,hot,white,stringy,wet,creamy

Please cum in my mouf

by Ig @yn.bxm March 9, 2020

Cum

Cum is the ultra baby version of a thing

Oohhh baby I’m gonna cum

by Apilepfashes May 1, 2021

Cummed in

the state of being filled to capacity after a meal

The food there was amazing, I'm absolutly cummed in!

by Richard Willy Johnson June 11, 2023

Cum

The improper word for Semen or Sperm, a white liquid that shoots out of the male penis during an ejaculation.

Dan: Yesterday I had some amazing sex, the girl took all of my cum!
Jake: Wow... jealous.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Cum

Looks like milk yet tastes like fish.

"Girl, slow down you're making me cum"

by Yasminakayy October 18, 2019

cum

eat it

damn bro i love me some cum in my tum

by Niggercumpoop August 27, 2020