poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

fury sweats

the sweat that drips off your body caused by an intense state of fury or anger.

When Taylor Swift dissed Katy Perry in the Bad Blood video it gave Katy a serious case of the fury sweats.

by sweats_of_fury September 15, 2015

Sweat the pipe

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 5, 2015

sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.

That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!

by dugsmet October 10, 2012

sweat thirl

OE swatþyrl sweat hole; pore

Oh look at all of that stuff coming out of your sweat thirls

by Master of beargreen October 22, 2023

Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !

Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank

by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016