Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Runner

Can refer to someone working FOR television/film. Will gloat to others they work IN television/film. When the reality is they are just a bitch boi and think the sun shines out their arse.

Guy: “I work in television”
Guy2: “Oh really, what you do?”
Guy: “I’m a runner”
Guy2: “So you’re a bitch boi then”

by MarctheNarc1812 October 23, 2023

Runner

An individual who sells drugs for himself or an organization.

Im outta town these week hit up my runner if you need a bag.

by Lil Zaddy July 11, 2017

Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard

Girl i know you want that road runner!

by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016

Spirit Runner

Where people stand opposite each other forming a "person tunnel" cheering someone on.

We made a spirit runner for my sister Melissa as she was going into surgery.

by smcsr December 19, 2022

pizza runner

Someone who is always bringing to you 'pizza' (something good/sex) while trying not to get caught.

Jeremiah was a pizza runner for her. His girlfriend had no idea what he was doing.

by JejoMomo September 1, 2016

You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

by glasspaper May 22, 2017