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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Half Dressed Honey

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.
by Adapt April 4, 2008
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Dress fancy at school day

You need to dress fancy at school (ex: wheat a polo) on the 2nd of may
Hey are you doing the dress fancy at school day this year?
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Dress code

A dress code is an authoritarian rule often enforced by, mostly, schools. Often supported by the two party elite, there is a growing movement(as of 2021) to repeal all dress codes in schools and elsewhere.

Although some religious groups might support these, efforts to introduce or even make dress codes more stricter are often sexist towards females, who make up about half of the libertarian population.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Dress To Impress

A game on Roblox where you have 6 minutes to make an outfit based on the theme and when the 6 minutes are up you go on the runway and vote people's outfits from 1 to 5 stars. The player with the most stars wins. If you have 150,000 stars in total, you get the fashion goddess rank.
I was just playing Dress to Impress today.
by Dreamia May 1, 2025
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The Dress

A dress that some people see as blue and black, or white and gold, depending on their absorbation of light. (Some people see other colors)
A: The Dress is obviously blue and black! It’s originally blue and black too!
B: You sure? I see white and gold.
C: I got red and orange, what are you guys talking about?
by wwwstarkasacom April 26, 2023
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Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.
The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).
by mast3rbates March 31, 2015
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