The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.
Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA
by yyz August 4, 2007
Get the Samuel L Jacksonmug. Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."
Man 1: hey try this beer
Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"
Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"
by ClassyAss10 May 26, 2011
Get the Samuel Adams Black Lagermug. Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK
by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009
Get the Samuel L. Fucking Jacksonmug. A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽
by slaterkid—101 December 1, 2019
Get the Samuel Slater Middle Schoolmug. The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around
Also a huge penis
Also a huge penis
by Doll face:) April 18, 2022
Get the Oliver Richard Samuel Santinimug. Roblox Youtuber, AlbertsStuff and his friend Jake troll other workers and customers in a Roblox restaurant roleplaying game. Albert and Jake end up making troll accounts named motherofsamuel and samuel54363 and start a long running gag where Albert asks everyone where he can find his son, Samuel.
by RaspBerryChipmunk July 23, 2017
Get the Where is my son, Samuel?mug. by DA_BOSS6969 February 10, 2018
Get the Elijah samuel kurienmug.