Sam shut the fuck up
by computerroom101 November 24, 2021
Get the Sammug. The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny
by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016
Get the Sammug. by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015
Get the Sammug. Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.
He can even pull.
by Bristol boy June 11, 2018
Get the Sammug. When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
by Lieordie September 1, 2016
Get the Sammingmug. A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.
guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016
Get the Sammug.