an overrated type of music whos fans think that the technicality of the music is all that matters and automatically makes the music better than some less technical music
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these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
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metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
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me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
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punk walks away...
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these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
:
metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
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me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
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punk walks away...
by meh September 09, 2006
It's anti-music.
It's for people who think that the "only" instruments that matter are guitar and maybe drums.Metal singers are the worst singers to ever get behind a mic.They are like turd-like golems,pieces of poop which magically sprang to life and crawled out of the toilet.
There's so much more to music you stupid,little ass-fucks!
Fuckin Zeppelin had piano and banjos and mandolins and acoustic guitars and keyboards and fuckin harmonicas and a pretty decent singer and they sang about pretty good things usually.
But no,not heaby mettle.Todays heaby mettle shit has guitars and drums and some possed motherfucker who's constipated and grunting demonically trying to force a Satanic turd rocketing out his hairy goat-hole!
^That ain't music,bitches!!!!
What kind of retarded motherfucker do you have to be to want to listen to that shit?
Zeppelin was Rock&Roll,electrified blues,folk,flamenco,country and all sorts of good music.They didn't make that by saying "duh we should ONLY have guitar and ONLY grunt and fart and sing about humping goats"....
Figure it out you fuggin Mtv-watching, shmegma-suckin,turd-munching,headbanger's ball watching fucktards!!!!!!!
It's for people who think that the "only" instruments that matter are guitar and maybe drums.Metal singers are the worst singers to ever get behind a mic.They are like turd-like golems,pieces of poop which magically sprang to life and crawled out of the toilet.
There's so much more to music you stupid,little ass-fucks!
Fuckin Zeppelin had piano and banjos and mandolins and acoustic guitars and keyboards and fuckin harmonicas and a pretty decent singer and they sang about pretty good things usually.
But no,not heaby mettle.Todays heaby mettle shit has guitars and drums and some possed motherfucker who's constipated and grunting demonically trying to force a Satanic turd rocketing out his hairy goat-hole!
^That ain't music,bitches!!!!
What kind of retarded motherfucker do you have to be to want to listen to that shit?
Zeppelin was Rock&Roll,electrified blues,folk,flamenco,country and all sorts of good music.They didn't make that by saying "duh we should ONLY have guitar and ONLY grunt and fart and sing about humping goats"....
Figure it out you fuggin Mtv-watching, shmegma-suckin,turd-munching,headbanger's ball watching fucktards!!!!!!!
by a real music fan May 08, 2005
When a males penis is at its maximum erection.
Often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
Often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
by Vaxon May 08, 2009
by james labocki June 18, 2004
the most fast paced, adreniline exploding, agressive form of rock (or any other music) theres ever been. SLAYER holds the title for greatest gevay metal band ever and always will ecause SLAYER KICKS ASS
by FLINGY June 26, 2003
All the white kids and Asian kids
are studying in math class for a test.
The only black kid yells "heavy door"
from the back of the room, breaking
everyone's concentration.
Black girls say this to fill gaps in conversation.
"So wat is you doin tonight Latashandria?"
-"Oh, gurl, you kno, just gonna go chill with Rakeil"
"Gurllll is dat your new boo you was tellin me about?!"
-"Yea, you kno, you kno"
"Anywayz"
-"Yea, anywayz ...."
"heavy door"
are studying in math class for a test.
The only black kid yells "heavy door"
from the back of the room, breaking
everyone's concentration.
Black girls say this to fill gaps in conversation.
"So wat is you doin tonight Latashandria?"
-"Oh, gurl, you kno, just gonna go chill with Rakeil"
"Gurllll is dat your new boo you was tellin me about?!"
-"Yea, you kno, you kno"
"Anywayz"
-"Yea, anywayz ...."
"heavy door"
by Kandrawna April 24, 2008
To describe something partcularly good, heavy dyno(dynamite).
Both words can be used independantly of each other like "that was a heavy good time" or "that pot noodle was dyno".
Both words can be used independantly of each other like "that was a heavy good time" or "that pot noodle was dyno".
by biggest_female_boss November 20, 2011