The Don Knotts

A term used to describe a technique used while performing Fellatio on a Male. This involves placing one of your cupped palms under your upper teeth and the other cupped palm under your bottom teeth while both hands are inside your mouth. This allows you to hold your mouth open wide so that you can slide your hands and tongue up and down on the male organ while simultaneously sucking like a fish and pushing up on your lips. This act causes you to resemble the fish version and really the real version of Don Knotts from that Incredible Mr. Limpet movie.

When Katie wants to impress her boyfriend she puts on some 60s music and introduces him to The Don Knotts.

by thedoorisajartoday April 27, 2022

don mode

The phase you go through to become a better version of yourself.

1. I had to go don mode to pass my classes this year.

2. My sickness affected my diet so I have to go don mode in the gym for the rest of the year.

by Sean Don December 6, 2021

Don Knotts

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum

Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts

by curly December 7, 2003

Don HoBag

A "Don Ho" with a bag on your partner's head with a hole for the mouth and eyes. A Don Ho is when you have anal sex with your partner with rings of pineapple around your penis. Upon completion your partner eats the pineapple off of your member.

The girl in the bar was a little rough looking, and as a result I was pretty sure I'd have to give her the Don HoBag.

by Tiny Bubblez December 18, 2009

Don johnson

a slicked back 80's haircut either teamed up with a mint green suit jacket w/ rolled up sleeves, a flesh toned shirt or loafers with out socks i.e. the worst or best part of the 80's

my gym teacher was trying to pull off a don johnson but after a month or so he realized he looked like a douche

by Willem November 23, 2003

Don José

1.a major pimp(the highest level of pimpage possible).
2.a guy who all the sexy ladies love.

"Yo....that kid over there's got all the girls on him....he's a Don José"

by Walter W. December 14, 2008

Don Johnson

Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.

I can't believe she was so drunk she let me Don Johnson her!

by Brockula January 28, 2008