rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"

Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?

by Chadders66 April 5, 2011

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Crusted Ohio Pickle

Someone born in ohio has a fried chicken like infection on their penis with a Pickled-Smell wih a hint of cheese.

My buddy erick has a Crusted Ohio Pickle

by SlipperyAnus32 April 13, 2024

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024