december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

5th grade

you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL

5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none

by i dumbass August 13, 2022

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

5th World

Socialist Nation

His 5th world

by 459395 March 13, 2022

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022