August 2nd

The day where everyone sings “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie. Mostly Commonlg found with drawings of a drawn round-headed guy playing a piano in a video

It’s august 2nd!

“You…. Got what I need!”

by Eztekk December 12, 2023

December 2nd

National Give Your Girlfriend You’re Hoodie Day

December 2nd Is Give you’re girlfriend your hoodie day

by dhdunfbdudjnshdorkns December 1, 2022

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

May 2nd

A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3

Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!

by bea <3 August 9, 2022

september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

by LovedByYou6 September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is national "suck anyones dick who is exactly 1,88 and dutch.

Yoo its september 2nd, im gonna suck efe's dick!

by Banana062IsNotFunny September 2, 2022