August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

1st Period Gaming

Playing crappy unblocked games on a school tech device in class because your bored and don't wanna do work.

She was 1st period gaming during math so she could be occupied.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

November 1st

National Pillow fight day Where you get a pillow and hot the closest person

*hits with pillow* "Hey why'd you do that?" " Because it's November 1st!"

by Cyamious March 14, 2021

1st Jiafei War

A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.

The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.

by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

by thedogketchup November 1, 2019