polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.
"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."
by Mr H20 August 20, 2022
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Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness
He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.
by Narflar January 20, 2015
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net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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PIDLE Net

Ok thats correct fuck, POST It on PIDLE Net server and sendo me a screenshot of the chat
by loopster5 December 23, 2024
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Net Planet

Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 02, 2019
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