The act of talking on the phone with a female while hanging out with the guys. Usually happens on a guy night out. And its not just one call to check in. Its countless disappearing outside to make phone calls. Usually ends with said Phone Queer guy getting his feelings hurt since he is spending time with his phone and not drinking. Usually the most sober of the bunch. Basically a pussy.
The guy who is always on the phone with his girl while hanging out with his buddies. Yeah, he's the guy who is outside talking all quiet and sweet to his woman. Like he's making love to it. Fucking phone queer!
by kurleedaddee August 3, 2010
Get the Phone Queermug. She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013
Get the queer's consortmug. by skating is queer July 31, 2009
Get the queer rollmug. 
a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men
by Überschwanz May 3, 2006
Get the Rule of Queersmug. by bread infection December 30, 2005
Get the queer muffinmug. A queer is someone who is sexually disorientated (in other words confused), A prime Example includes the infamous Riley Sea brook, he can hit a queer in one that kid. He is so queer some say he is at the top of the queer patrol list.
by Pooie wankston October 19, 2017
Get the Queermug.