David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).

David is a b*tch

by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019

David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

David

a man who won’t mind his damn business

David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID

by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 23, 2020

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018

David

A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020