Shoe Deviant

A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.

Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.

by Shlim May 19, 2022

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 3, 2022

Taliban's Shoe

Taliban Shoe

Irish Idiom

An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain

Oi Oisin that fox tail you're wearing is quite the taliban's shoe

by neoveci August 30, 2021

Beaky Shoe

The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.

Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'

by Albert Woods January 4, 2009

Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.

Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.

by Tigherking May 4, 2021

Red Shoes

"Red Shoes" is a codeword for a great set of tits. This codeword was originated circa 1999 and is a perfect cover for notifying a group of friends of a great rack.

1. Holy shit! Look at those awesome red shoes!

2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.

RMS

by R.M.S. October 24, 2009

Plastic Shoes

Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.

Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.

"Hey, are those plastic?"
"Nah, I spent four hours shining them."

"I'll never wear plastic shoes."

by ShineRag April 18, 2010