The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug. #1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010
Get the Like a Salmonmug. 1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009
Get the Salmon Killermug. The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022
Get the Breaded Salmonmug. by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
Get the smoked salmon and monkey poomug. When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018
Get the Milky Salmonmug. /noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
Get the King Salmon 8mug.