The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Ape-Itude

To Be an Ape beyond normal measures.

The mongo apes talked with lots of ape-itude

by Dar2 March 21, 2017

Ape drape

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.

You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.

by Jinx_Defusing November 7, 2021

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

Le ape

A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.

How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.

"Dude, look! It's the Le ape strut!"
"Le ape screeched at Kevv today"

by Back-Alleyway March 28, 2019

Ape Real

One who is born in the fourth month. A black chick with an awesome body an all the boys get in that monkey. Spanking the monkey.

Damnn you so Ape real . Let me spanking that monkey girl!

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.

There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!

by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022