Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.

Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.

by Angel & Dylan March 30, 2016

sad buster

An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.

No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.

They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.

Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!

She always makes me feel better. She is a true sad buster

by hmm...Moniker June 10, 2011

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles October 14, 2008

Sad Day

A phrase that is orally announced when things are not going the way that one expected it to be going. The origin of this phrase surfaced somewhere in the southwest Bakersfield, California area.

"Crap! I just broke my brand new drum sticks...sad day!"

Frank: "Wow, Gabe. That song you wrote is gay."
Gabe: "Aw, sad day."

by Gabe Fierro February 13, 2010

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 9, 2009

dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

down sad

being depressing sad for something very deeply

Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"

by SomeLocalLoser March 7, 2021