Night Poop

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.

I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….

by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 28, 2022

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

Poop

It comes out of your butthole and it smelly.

Poop is smelly.

by aknjkcbejkebdi s December 14, 2022

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Poop

Poop

Poop

by Poopoosebby July 21, 2020

Poop

Something that comes out of you, but there are many variations-~-

Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream

Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes

Guillotine

3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep

That are the og 3 the rest are artificials

Person 1: I have not peed or pooped in the past few days

Person 2: Just go poo

by Afishgato June 6, 2022

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022