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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop
poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair
by natchbait June 6, 2011
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Poop

A yummy substance that goes through my tummy, and out my bummy. But my dog's poop tastes a bit chummy, still better than my mummy. Mine is a bit crummy, especially when it's sunny.
My poop is bright red and there are worms in it, which means there's more yummy nutrition!
by DownQuark December 15, 2021
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poop paw

an animals foot/hand that has poop on it
oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!
by bandygrace March 22, 2021
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Poop Face

A face that has the appearance that it just got done eating shit.

A shocked grumpy face.
Damn shrek you got a poop face goin on.
by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019
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poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday
Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?
by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023
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Poop

You can poop in a toilet.
I’m gonna go poop now
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
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