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Buy now brown cow

A phrase to tell someone to hurry up and buy it already.
by JohnCh June 5, 2010
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Sturgis Brown High School

A shithole where nobody can peacefully live. There are nothing but annoying ass teachers and students. Mr McCann is throwing shit and drinking piss in the hallways.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how (shit idiot bitch) asked out (bitch idiot shit)?:
Person 2: "Wow I'm going to kill myself"
Person 1: "Do it! This is Sturgis Brown High School"
by idiot motherfucker September 21, 2019
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Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.
I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.
by roller May 6, 2005
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number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.
"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."
by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003
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Take the browns to the super bowl

Hold on I'll be back in a min got to take the browns to the super bowl
by JOKER024 March 6, 2011
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How now, brown cow?

It actually means, "What's next?" I read that on the Merriam Webster Dictionary site after trying to look it up here.
"How now, brown cow?"

"You're going to turn into a purple cow."

*poof*
by Sara Harmon April 9, 2006
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Black Pink Brown Eye

The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.

The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!
by spanienspike January 27, 2011
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