Ella D

The funniest, most beautiful girl in the entire world. She’s got the kind of beauty that makes people double-take, with eyes that light up a room, a smile that could fix any bad day, and a heart that’s just as stunning as the outside. Sweet, caring, and genuinely one of the nicest humans you’ll ever meet.

But let’s not pretend here… Ella D also has a smokin hot body. She practically stops traffic as she crosses the road, and honestly deserves her own fan club. Combine that with her gorgeous face, her laugh, and her personality, and you’ve got the full package. total perfection.

Being around Ella D means constant laughs, endless admiration, and a reminder that you seriously lucked out.

Every time Ella D walks past, I remember God really does have favorites

by tc0033000 August 25, 2025

d. muddle

some faggot

"that d. muddle is some faggot"

by TheBruddas May 28, 2022

Initial D

What a virgin gets on her wedding night.

"Yo, did you hear about Jessica and Martin?"

"Yea, pretty sure that Jessica got that Initial D."

by Robertginz June 13, 2022

The D in Apartment 23

A D in apartment 23 is someone who lives in an apartment that you really don't like, or even hate.

Oh my god, I can't believe I go to work with the D in apartment 23!

by GLACIALDUDE January 31, 2022

L$D

Rat Poison and Cristophor Nolans The Batman.

I just bout to L$D Spiderman 3 to 1666.

by EddieBrock5 August 26, 2023

S-B-T-D

Spicy Bacon Twirl Dealer

I don't know what you heard about me, But a Deadtool cant get a Bacon out of me, No Duck, no Seat, you can't see, that I'm a motherloving S-B-T-D

by IMadeGod April 8, 2022

doable-d

Refers to da "Yeah, it would be safe and easy to perform da operation on you" status dat a plastic surgeon would tell a modest-chested chick who wants bigger boobies.

A piece of earnest advice for all you small-bosomed ladies out there: just because having a breast-augmentation might indeed be a "doable-d" doesn't mean dat it would necessarily be a wise choice --- bachelors who prefer chesty chicks aren't necessarily any more desirable than those who don't think about a woman's bra-size all dat much. And besides, why would you even want a significant other who is of such shallow mind dat he would actually judge you mostly about just your looks, anyway? Instead, you should seek out a guy who mainly cares about da size of your HEART --- i.e., how attractive a person you are on da INSIDE, such as your possessing a warm personality and kind considerate nature --- and who therefore will likely make for a much more satisfying soulmate.

by QuacksO October 8, 2024