John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all

john lockamy is that salesman !

by myniggabilly June 5, 2020

Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.

"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend

by Sashanks September 19, 2020

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021

john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

by John Rumple March 29, 2021

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021