by Nyquillis Dillwad May 21, 2008
wife says to husband " will U be my bag holder tonight? BIG black african wants me & he doesn't like his balls to drag on the sheets " !!
husband says to wife "####@$%$@$!" this is the last time I always get STINK HAND !!!
husband says to wife "####@$%$@$!" this is the last time I always get STINK HAND !!!
by itichie_nocanpo September 07, 2006
a short blonde girl who dyes her hair as much as a balding old man is a hoe bag bitch she tells secrest and shits on orphon puppies just for laughs she enjopys licking dog dicks on rainy after noons and sometimes (when lucky) gets a taste of her cousins! the whole family jumps in on ths! :)
you ARE a hoe bag bitch
by yo mam so fat.... January 15, 2009
When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
by TIMMAAY October 13, 2005
Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.
Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?
Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
by ClassyGent18 April 28, 2008
Similar to the brown bag except a bag is placed on both persons in case the "brown bag special" loses hers.
1:Hey man i double brown bagged her last night.
2:what?
1: yeah i put a bag on her, then a bag on me too. In case hers fell off.
2:what?
1: yeah i put a bag on her, then a bag on me too. In case hers fell off.
by lonestar October 27, 2004
A term used when a division 1 college football team schedule a game with a division 1a college football team.
by BruinKiller3469 October 03, 2011