by Tragic Nation January 28, 2021
Get the the 28th day of the month mug.Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010
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by Dell Engineer October 16, 2020
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Get the National scorpio day mug.I’m so glad we became friends, you are amazing to me and always find a way to make me smile. Happy national besties day!!
by Yourrr queeeen November 13, 2019
Get the National besties day mug.Celebrated on April 29th, titty appreciation day is a day reserved specifically for the respect, admiration and love of the breasts of women. Big,
small, dark, light, every titty is loved on this sacred, beloved holiday.
small, dark, light, every titty is loved on this sacred, beloved holiday.
Tomorrow is April 29th, titty appreciation day; I’ll make sure to love and admire my girlfriends tittys, with her consent.
by yeah doodle bop blicken April 29, 2019
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