news

A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.

When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.

by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

Brayden's New Personal Project

One of the unnamed project that automatically gets named by an online audio software, and the audio is guaranteed to be extremely loud, and if anyone hears Brayden's New Personal Project, it is guaranteed to make your ears bleed.

At least it's nowhere near as loud as Brayden's New Personal Project

by Blitzshock December 6, 2021

Simp News

The common knowledge that your a MASSIVE simp

"R is simp news we all know it"

by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020

New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New Yorkeregret

The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.

Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.

by nicowags October 15, 2012