Scratching your Pussy

It´s a new concept for relaxing. While you are in a comfortable place, you begin to lead one of your hands to your pussy and scratch it discreetly.

She was sitting in a couch while everyone around her saw what she was doing, it was just a relax moment, her hand was heading to her pussy to get a comfortable moment, so one boy said: you are scratching your pussy !

by neokeynesiano22 November 17, 2011

your mum on acid

An extension to the popular 'your mum' or 'your momma' insult. Can be used to shoot down those with a poor repatoir of retorts.

Dan: Fuck you!
Tim: Your Mum!
Dan: Your Mum: On acid.

by James Stenhouse February 26, 2004

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

by xSSKT May 24, 2011

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

your moms a face

An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".

Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ

by YOUR FACE IS A MOM October 4, 2008

Drop Your Bag

To break wind.

"I really need to drop my bag"

"Was it really necessary to drop your bag at this moment in time?"

by Shinybiscuit January 24, 2009

Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.

(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!

by cyborg360 March 30, 2009