Ruining Away From Life

The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.
by RalphhplaR August 25, 2022
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My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.
Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!
by I'mcrazy February 07, 2024
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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 07, 2022
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
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dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up
"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"
by Wiggatronius October 31, 2013
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Life Be Lifeing

A lot of days of your life is not ordinary. Offered full of difficult tasks and very strange occurrences that don’t happen to people normally!!!
Today after I finish running errands my cars was running fine, I fulled up my car with gas drive around the corner my check engine light came on. I got on the highway and my tire went flat.

Damn my life be Lifeing all the time and I’m to tired to deal with it!!!!
by She’s Cheetahry January 15, 2023
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