Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

puss fart

a fart that comes out the vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart slip out.

by kngarland February 10, 2025

Chewy fart

When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.

When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.

by Birtbombdotcom May 10, 2018

Portuguese fart

When a man ejaculates in an anus and the recipient farts, excreting a white creamy substance

She had the biggest Portuguese fart after we did it

by Dirty_shteve May 6, 2024

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 9, 2021