A festival of pure pornography and sexual indulgence with a simultaneous worship and acknowledgement of the birth of Jesus Christ on the blessed day of december 25th.
I'm so horny right after Thanksgiving...knowing that Sex-mas is right around the corner, I pre-order and priority ship all my sex toys from Amazon.com to insure they arrive on or before Sex-mas so that I am not left out of the sexual festivities.
by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009
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So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
I giggled naughtily and took off the dildo and my panties and she crawled forward and started licking my raw pussy aggressively while i was still standing up. I moaned and moaned and held her head tightly pulling her deeper inside me. Then i grabbed her arm and pulled her upstairs where i threw her on my bed and then i followed and i started licking her beautiful and tight pussy passionately with her thick thighs around my head and it felt so fucking good! I'd wanted to do this to her for a long time ;). I then stopped and pulled myself up towards her and my face fell really close to hers and i said "happy birthday baby" then she replied with "best birthday EVER" then we passionately and aggressively kissed and fingered each other all night until we collapsed and i woke up with her tongue in my mouth and wet fingers and a wet pussy with 3 of her fingers inside me and a LOT of cum stains. Thats my sex story
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