DumDum Sex

When parties involved in love making are stoned or on some type of drug. Most likely they are sloppy from being under the influence of weed, shrooms, or any type of downer.

Man, that hippie chick is fat. I'll bet she loves getting stoned retarded and having DumDum sex!

by Jonny FratHard February 24, 2011

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Sex-mas

A festival of pure pornography and sexual indulgence with a simultaneous worship and acknowledgement of the birth of Jesus Christ on the blessed day of december 25th.

I'm so horny right after Thanksgiving...knowing that Sex-mas is right around the corner, I pre-order and priority ship all my sex toys from Amazon.com to insure they arrive on or before Sex-mas so that I am not left out of the sexual festivities.

by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009

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sex provider

A person who you describe primarily as a provider of sex. Everything else about your relationship with them is secondary to the sex they give you. Of course deep down you know it's about more than sex.

I saw a great movie with my sex provider last night.

by lost_spring October 18, 2008

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Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.

Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest

by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009

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Horizon Sex

Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.

| "Did you cheat?" "Naw, man. Just horizon sex. My girlfriend will never find out." |

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

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