Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

Poop Slick

When you are running away from someone and poop on the floor so they slip on it, typically runny.

Haven't you heard how I escaped the cops? I just pooped a puddle in front of their car, it's called a Poop Slick! - Jon(Garfield)

by Tim7 May 18, 2023

Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.

I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.

by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 02, 2020

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 December 20, 2016

poop butt dumpster

the nasty of the nasty women...steer clear..nothing to see here.

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.

by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 03, 2020