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IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
Get the Fap N’ Crap mug.When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
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Get the n-word mug.I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting
by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019
Get the Scooting N Tooting mug.To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
Spoodle (v., n.) : To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
by Ethan Nicholas October 17, 2025
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