No Dick December

No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January

Baby its No Dick December so it means you should not ask me for Dick

by anonymous November 1, 2021

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat

alright boys time for DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021

Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak

"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"

by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021

No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December

All month it’s no date December

by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021