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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024
mugGet the Puss eyemug.

hooded eye look

Like slant eye look, hooded eye look is gangster look for time to suck my cock.
Suck my cock the meaning of hooded eye look.
by Seven t.o July 21, 2022
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Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
mugGet the Wendy Wonky-Eyemug.

bambi eyes

"Jeon Jisoo had such bambi eyes yet he ran someone over" - GoSe ep: 64
by Hanniehae September 28, 2022
mugGet the bambi eyesmug.
<.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

sight for sore eyes

When the caption of an Instagram Story gives you eye strain, but the selfie game is official.
I couldn’t read a thing Nazy Farnoosh wrote in her Instagram story, but she sure was a sight for sore eyes!
by AllMyBlues September 16, 2021
mugGet the sight for sore eyesmug.

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