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Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
by Subsudan February 9, 2017
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Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.
My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.
by The epistaxis May 1, 2013
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National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day
by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019
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hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.
He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.
by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017
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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
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Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley
Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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