Out of Bag

The act of being out of focus, off your grind, unable to perform

Eli is out of bag for Fortnite, he's so trash he's never won

by TomBradyIsTheWoat October 14, 2018

Douche Bag

chump

by honey June 22, 2003

D-Bag Hag

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.

Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

by The Chemicals July 30, 2009

vampire tea bag

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006

We've Got This in a Bag

What you say to your teammates when you are about to lose in a game. Usually followed by a lot of points, resulting in winning, unless you are playing golf. Then you get lower scores.

Team 1 and Team 2 are playing basketball. Team 2 is losing by 2 points. (4 basketball points.)
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.

by TheOriginalHobo April 6, 2013

douche bag queen

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.

"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)

by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005

Dime Bag

Someone who is either cheap or stingy when it comes to money.

That's such a dime bag set-up.

That guy is such a dime bag.

by Nyquillis Dillwad May 21, 2008