I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

with the big long pink ding dong penis

Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"

With the big long pink ding dong penis

by I HERPED WHILE I DERPED! October 8, 2013

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggot lmao xd

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022