John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

john haworth

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste

i wish my boyfriend was john haworth

by cumslut24 November 6, 2020

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend

John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018

John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022